Author: David Lam
1. Final Fantasy VII
Awesome the ruby weapon just....great. Here is a boss that can kill you easily even when you did everything in the game 100% except kill this guy. No matter what he is a challenge and even at max level you will have a hard time killing this jerk. Even with the best sword in the game he can stomp you.
2. Final Fantasy Tactics
Enjoy killing this vain creature. Altima will own you period end of story. Unless you use the cheap tactic that Ramza is capable of you will lose and it will happen quickly. You kill her once she comes back stronger and second once again here she comes. Only after round three are you rewarded the ending of the game which you have worked hard for.
3. God of War II
Boy is he pissed and all you did was kill a bunch of gods who were his family. Well Zeus the king of Gods will whoop you good because there is a reason why he is the king. No more button mashing it is time to get serious because Zeus will destroy those of you who survived on button mashing.
Alright so Fontaine just won't stop hitting me and I feel like quitting. Wait a minute online strategy tactics now I can win but without these I would be smoked like a ham. Fontaine knows all about you and you know nothing about him so have fun fighting a guy who is you stalker. He just attacks and attacks unless you can play dodge ball really well you will lose.
5. Kingdom Hearts
Sephiroth is a beast period. He was a jerk in the seventh final fantasy but in Kingdom Hearts there is no hope. One hit an you are down to one HP so good luck defeating him. Not just that but his HP is higher than Lindsay is on acid. I mean how am I supposed to stop him. Wait oooooo I should have done the levels fast enough to upgrade my HP.
6. Tekken
Awesome now the old fart wants to kill you and Jinpachi is no joke. Forget about high cholesterol he will kill you try going through one round with this guy. Nothing but combos and death for player one and enjoy using those failed strategies. Only chance now is to use that cheap combo that lets me hit him without stopping.
7. Zelda Twilight Princess
Ganondorf just sucks I mean he is hard to fight and the way to beat him is not really written in the manual. It took some time to figure out the way to win but it was annoying. After him I decided Zelda should die and I locked it away from my game case.
8. Super Smash Brothers Brawl
What a drama queen he always used his wind attack to knock you off the stage to your untimely death. Plain and simple Tabuu here likes to huff and puff and make your head scream. Time and time again I would fall off only to be annoyed and frustrated with this guy who was a stage hog.
9. Super Smash Brothers Melee
Hey Bowser how are you haven't seen you since I last played my dusty Nintendo. Hey don't be mad just because I bought an Xbox o god what happened??! Giga Bowser is angry at those who betrayed the Nintendo and Mario so he comes to get revenge by being a jerk who loves to pound you into dust. Pretty much you got to avoid those punches although it is kind of hard to do that.
10. No More Heroes
Ok so Bad Girl is a psycho who loves to bludgeon people. She likes to dance but only on a stage filled with the blood from your corpse. Her weapon of mass destruction is a bat and her one hit ko move. She sucks to fight but if you persevere you can see her die the way she deserves to die.
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